May 2013
311 posts
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lesbionage:
hinkelvinkel:
when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work
but it’s not
And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
protearbender:
It’s very simple.
We kill the
Women do not have to:
clemlin:
vegankatie:
be thin
give birth
cook for you
have long hair
wear makeup
have sex with you
be feminine
be graceful
shave
diet
be fashionable
wear pink
love men
be the media’s idea of perfection
listen to your bullshit
have a vagina
This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these...
pati79:
827125:
kawaiisquad:
What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself?
Now I’m confused about his relationship with Catwoman.
Denmark
katyissuperwholocked:
superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
damnitwhatisthecatdoing:
lumos5000:
budapestcupboardlatch:
cliffrose-acetone:
Doctor Who: SCREAMING Supernatural: CRYING Sherlock: WAITING Merlin: DEAD Hannibal: Eating Merlin
HANNIBAL YOU SPIT MERLIN OUT, RIGHT. NOW!
Impeccable timing fandoms
well, um, at least this gives sherlock something to investigate while waiting
yes?
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG
Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.
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growlithed:
this blog is
no gangnam style allowed