lesbionage: hinkelvinkel: when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work but it’s not And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
protearbender: It’s very simple. We kill the
Women do not have to:
clemlin: vegankatie: be thin give birth cook for you have long hair wear makeup have sex with you be feminine be graceful shave diet be fashionable wear pink love men be the media’s idea of perfection listen to your bullshit have a vagina This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these...
pati79: 827125: kawaiisquad: What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself? Now I’m confused about his relationship with Catwoman.
katyissuperwholocked: superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock: You are allowed to drink when you’re 16. You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18. You receive free education. You receive economic support while studying. You enjoy free hospitalization. You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: lumos5000: budapestcupboardlatch: cliffrose-acetone: Doctor Who: SCREAMING Supernatural: CRYING Sherlock: WAITING Merlin: DEAD Hannibal: Eating Merlin HANNIBAL YOU SPIT MERLIN OUT, RIGHT. NOW! Impeccable timing fandoms well, um, at least this gives sherlock something to investigate while waiting yes?
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG
Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.
growlithed: this blog is no gangnam style allowed